Wednesday, April 1, 2009

FLASH NEWS - AGB SURRENDERED AND SIGNED FORMAL APOLOGY

FLASH NEWS FROM THE VOLTA BUREAU - ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL ASSOCIATION OF THE DEAF KNOWN AS AGBell RECENTLY SURRENDER TO THE AUDSIM FREE AMERICA AND SIGNED THE FORMAL APOLOGY FOR PAST ACTIONS TOWARD DEAF PEOPLE AND ISSUE BILLION DOLLARS RESTITUTION TO PAUL KIEL AND OTHER FORMER ORAL DEAF STUDENTS. MORE BILLION DOLLARS AWARDS THAN THE VACTIAN GIVE OUT $$$.

PLEASE CHECK OUT WWW.AGBELL.ORG THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION CONSIDERED ABOUT TAKING OVER THE AGBell SINCE THE ASSOCIATION ADMITTEDLY MISUSED FEDERAL FUNDS FOR PAST OUTREACH PROGRAMS OF COERCING THOUSANDTHS OF PARENTS OF DEAF BABIES AND YOUNGSTERS INTO FRANKSTEINIZING PARENTS' OWN OFFSPRING.

PRESIDENT OBAMA ALSO INSTRUCTED SECRETARY OF STATE HILLARY CLINTON STOP TO PROMOTE THE EARLY HEARING DETECTION INTERVENTION (EDHI) PROGRAMS TO OTHER COUNTRIES IN NAME OF HEARING SUPERIORITY (AUDISM). CLINTON SHRUGGED HER SHOULDERS TO OBAMA'S PRO-SIGNING DEAF STANCES AND DETERMINED TO SOLVE HEARING PROBLEMS FOR HER HUBBY, BILL CLINTON NO MATTER WHAT THE DEAF AMERICA SAYS.

ACTOR ASTOR KUTCHER AND OTHER HOLLYWOOD POWERFUL ONES EVER PULLED THE LAST-MINUTE PROTEST IN SUPPORT OF OUR AUDSIM FREE AMERICA. ACTOR GEORGE CLOONEY QUOTED "AUDISM AGAINST DEAF PEOPLE HAVE NO PLACE IN AMERICA! ANY AUDISTIC BEHAVIORS REALLY PUT OUR GREAT COUNTRY TO REAL SHAME!"

CLOONEY AND OTHER HOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS ARE RACING AGAINST TIME TO PRODUCE THE TELEVISION DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DEAF BILINGUAL COALITION AND AUDISM FREE AMERICA FOR THIS FRIDAY'S UFG NETWORK BROADCAST THIS SATURDAY, APRIL 4TH.

DR. BARRY HOOCKEM ALSO AWARDED "PARENT OF THE YEAR" FOR QUOTING "OVER MY DEAD BODY". HE ORIGINALLY MEANT "OVER MY DEAF BODY" AND ADMITTED TYPOS ON HIS BLOG POSTING IN DESPITE OF HIS EXPERIENCE WITH MEDIA HANDLING.

MISHA ZENA RECENTLY ADMITTED THAT SHE WAS OVERTAKEN SPIRITUALLY BY ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHICH LED TO HER FLOUNDERING POSITIONS ON DEAF ISSUES.

AMY COHEN EFRON SECRETLY REPRESENT "HANDS AND VOICE" ORGANIZATION AS A DELEGATE TO THE EDHI CONFERENCE.

ALL THE ENCLOSED INFORMATION ARE PURELY FOR YOUR OWN ENTERTAINMENT, NOT ANY FACTUAL NEWS VALUE. COMPRENDO ?? HAPPY APRIL FOOL DAY 2009!

ORALLY YOURS,
ROBERTO MANSON (LOVE CHILD OF CHARLES MANSON, HELTER SKELTER)
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